whyamisorandom:

can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous

oh-libertine:

My friend’s dad used to work on Kim Possible and one time we went with him to work and I remembered how a classmate of mine had asked me once why Bonnie’s boobs were round and Kim’s were pointy so I asked my friend and her dad walked in and my friend immediately spun the question on him and I was like no wait stop but without even blinking he just said ‘because Kim’s are real’

vriskater:

“everyone get into groups.”

limpdickmirrorpic:

gaywhitesweater2:

gaywhitesweater:

do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”

i’m still crying

gossipquirrell:

you know how sometimes apples are just ok but then you bite into a really fresh juicy one and you’re like YOOOOOOOOO

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just